He's not me

A new, young colleague hurried to two older, more experienced ones and excitedly told them she had just seen John Bolton in the halls. They questioned her, and laughed. That's not him, replied one; that's this blog's author. The other quipped that there's nobody on staff less like Bolton, in fact.

I suppose I'm flattered by the second comment.

But still, I went home and trimmed the moustache.